Saturday, November 29, 2008

I would like to make a publicly apologize....


I made a comment on a youtube video that I saw the other day, it had received a couple of responses... pretty much (with the room I had)... I stated that the argument that it made was irrelevant due to the fact that you can't compare NAMBLA (a group of pedophiles that want to make it legal to have sex with young boys under the age of 18) to a legitimate corporation. I would like to apologize for not backing these perverts rights to make a movement towards LEGAL PEDOPHILIA!


Kim Couture's Strikeforce Fight!

Dude! Even Randy Couture's "WIFE" is bad ass! Check this out, she annihilates this bitch!


Gina, Gina, Gina.....



So, as seen on Cage Potato, here are a couple of pictures of MMA Female Sensation Gina Carano getting a little rowdy with Tonya Evinger. Check out the Cage Potato link to see the rest of them. I was kind of hoping that I would see Gina go at it with someone that is actually attractive!


ARI GOLD ON THE BIG SCREEN

I was watching The Family Man on tv yesterday (made in 2000, starring Nick Cage) and the actor that plays Ari Gold played the same charactor back then too. Fucking awesome, the only good parts are the ones he's in.



FAMILY= UNGRATEFUL MOOCHES!

So... here is my idea with family... they are worthless, they treat you like absolute crap until they want/need something, THEY TAKE AND TAKE AND TAKE, then when YOU NEED something, they become the most selfish/self indulgent pieces of shit on the face of the planet. LONG STORY SHORT, I am writing my family off...

I am filing chapter 11, to rid myself of all the debt they ran up on me, I am changing my number, moving away, and never ever ever ever ever talking to any of them after that! Fuck my dead beat dad, fuck my dumb bitch of a mother, fuck my selfish little sister, and fuck the rest of those little no good fuck-tards!

Seriously... DONT let your family know you have money!

UFC CUTS GURGEL!


The Ultimate Fighter (season 2) alumni  member, Jorge Gurgel was recently cut from the UFC! However, after being cut, he immediately signed a new contract with Strike Force. Jorge Gurgel stated in another publication that, "I am excited. To me, this is like a new start. I’m coming in fresh. I’m re-motivated and excited to mix things up in Strikeforce." Said the 31 year old UFC Veteran, who has just came off a loss against Aaron Riley.

To me I think that a new change of pace would be a good thing for Gurgel, I think that if he goes back and starts to win fights again, that we will see him back inside the Octagon within three years. Yes, Strike Force isn't as well known or as well circulated as the UFC, HOWEVER as the sport grows even more popular, the other shows are going to get their fair shake in the fight game!


Friday, November 28, 2008

Matt Hughes Does Flying Armbar

DMX- Lord Give me a Sign!

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THE COAST IS CLEAR! Lesnar vs. Couture Video

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Thursday, November 27, 2008

SHERDOG.COM

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Happy Thanksgiving!


On behalf of myself and the rest of the Staff here at Nitro Blitz, we would all like to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving... I hope everyone's Turkey Day sex was as good as mine :)

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Happy Belated Birthday Space Jam


Remember drinking Jordan's special juice as a child and getting Bugs Bunny basketballs and believing you could fly? The movie that brought all those awesome memories, Space Jam turned 12 on Nov. 15

GoFamily


Curious to find out the relatives of goDaddy.com, I looked them up and here is what I found:

gomommy.com- parked by godaddy
gouncle.com- parked for free
goaunt.com- parked by godaddy
gograndpa.com- parked for free
gograndma.com-parked for free
gobrother.com-parked by godaddy
gosister.com- AN ACTUAL SITE! Looks like an online storage place.

Funny or Die Video of the Day

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25 Nigerian Children Dead From A Teething Drug

25 Nigerian children have died last night after taking a teething mixture discovered to contain a harmful susbstance, local media said Wednesday. The children ages 4 months to 3 years took the drug "My Pikin" ("my child" in local pidgin).NAFDAC officers nationwide have been directed to mop up all batches of the offending drug from circulation.
This is why drugs need to be used more carefully!!!! The drug was found to contain a killer element known as diethylene glycol.NAFDAC officers nationwide have been directed to mop up all batches of the offending drug from circulation.

This is why drugs need to be used more carefully and alot less!

DELETED STAR WARS SCENE!

CHECK OUT THIS AWESOME SCENE FROM STAR WARS! How could they delete this? Fuckin George Lucas.


Share Music& More With Friends

I choose box.net after looking at other similar online storage because it seemed their web site was simple and so it would probably be simple to use their online storage. I was right.

You can make links for files you upload to share with friends (
http://www.box.net/shared/jsh32v8ggg ) and they can even be password protected!

Extremely user friendly is the word for using online storage at box.net

US Statistics!

You may be asking yourself... "Hmm... why is Rick smiling and giving the thumbs up?" Well, I am giving the thumbs up because I just happen to be a "statistic lover"... I want to know the demographics of my fellow countrymen. 

US... we need to step it up a notch! WITH EVERYTHING... Check these first few Statistics out:

1 in 100 Americans are either in Prison or In Jail! 2.3 MILLION PEOPLE!


This costs the State Governments $50 Billion Dollars per year and another $5 Billion Dollars per year for the Federal Government.

AS STATED IN ANOTHER ARTICLE OF OURS... 63% of Americans are Obese or over weight...

Funny thing about that statistic is the McDonald's made over $4 billion dollars this year alone... Looking at their financial records... every month they increase their profits by over 20% on average.

THIS YEAR the number of Foreclosures have gone up 65%.

This would probably be due to the fact that the unemployment rate in America is up to 5.5%... thats right that means that roughly 1 in 20 Americans does not have a job!

These rates are pretty appalling, but I am afraid things are going to get much much worse. You see America is starting to not only lose it's economic power, but it is also getting fatter, and going without jobs, and without homes! I guess our lottery economic system has failed us... OH ALSO... 1.2 million high school students drop out each year :)

So I guess that means,

WE ARE GETTING FAT
POOR
HOMELESS
STUPID... which is more then likely going to lead to a life of crime!

GREAT JOB AMERICA!



12 F$%@ You's of Newgrouds.com!

Ari Gold: TV's Biggest Bad Ass!

THIS GUY IS MY HERO!









Funny Family Guy Moment!

Gotta Love Friends....

So, while I was in the Navy... I had a friend who got out of the Navy and made another friend... and him and his friend got into some trouble. Here is the Article (as posted at Gainesville.com!)

Police arrest wanted S.C. man on I-75

Published: Wednesday, October 15, 2008 at 2:00 p.m. 
Last Modified: Wednesday, October 15, 2008 at 2:00 p.m.

Officers manned the exits along Interstate 75 in Alachua County on Tuesday night to catch a man wanted in South Carolina for assault and battery with intent to kill.





Officers stopped a vehicle at the Williston Road exit of I-75 shortly after 11 p.m. and arrested the driver, Andrew Vereen, 21, of South Carolina on the out-of-state warrant, said Alachua County Sheriff's Office spokesman Art Forgey.

Vereen is accused in a shooting at a club in Horry County, S.C., on Oct. 6 in which a man was wounded, according to information from the Horry County Police Department.

Vereen was arrested without incident, Forgey said. Officers used stop sticks to flatten tires on Vereen's vehicle and then used a stun grenade or "flashbang" to stop the suspect. Police dogs and a helicopter had been called out to assist with the stop and arrest.

"We would like to think the overwhelming show of force lessened his response options," said Sheriff's Office Lt. Steve Maynard. "There was no escape, and we offered him no opportunity to arm himself."

Officers had been cautioned that Vereen might have been armed and be with additional suspects from the shooting.

About 40 officers and law enforcement employees were involved in the operation after officers learned at about 8 p.m. that Vereen was supposed to be heading to Gainesville. The Joint Aviation Unit, undercover officers with the Gainesville-Alachua County Drug Task Force, Sheriff's Office detectives and canine officers and SWAT team members from Alachua County and Gainesville all participated in the operation.

While deputies staked out I-75 exits, Gainesville Police were stationed near a home in the city, Maynard said. Vereen was supposed to have been heading to the local residence to hide out with acquaintances, authorities said.

Maynard said Vereen's girlfriend was with him and traveling in a separate vehicle. Officers stopped her but she was later released.

South Carolina officers still are searching for two other men in connection with the shooting, authorities said.


HERE IS A VIDEO OF THE CHASE SEQUENCE:


WAYS TO AVOID YOUR FAMILY DURING THANKSGIVING!



So before I begin, I want to talk about Mr./Mrs. I LOVE MY FAMILY... this article doesn't pertain to you, if you love your loved ones, then by all means keep doing so, and have some Happy Holidays... However, there are a lot of us that come from some pretty messed up, irritating, irrational, selfish, envious, self indulgent families. For people like us, a day in our household is like being out on an active mine field, we don't come from a rational household... and what's worse is when the Holiday's rolls around!

Because now not only do you have to deal with overworked Divorced Mom, annoying younger siblings, but now you have to add guilt inflicting grandmother, self indulgent/moronic older siblings, a dying grandfather, your divorced "Poor Me" Dad, add in some uncles, and boom we now have your whole family. Okay, now what you have to remember is, THEY LOVE DRAMA, they are looking for anything/everything to drag you into their fucked up little lives... So I have devised a couple of survival tips!

Survival Tip #1: FIND AN ACCOMPLICE/P.I.C.

First off, you need at least one alley who feels the way you feel. You need ONE sane person to have an intelligent conversation with, you also need someone to roll with when you do the following steps below...

Survival Tip #2: GIVE A HELLO AND A GOOD BYE!

Ok... basic humanity 101... your family members deserve a hello and a goodbye... THAT'S IT! Saying hello and goodbye keeps them at bay, you aren't quite talking to them, but your not quite avoiding them... it feeds the beast just enough to stop it from eating you!

Survival Tip #3: STAY BUSY TILL DINNER TIME

Let's face it... Dinner Time, you are going to have to sit down and eat with these mannerless degenerates... HOWEVER, you have multiple options to stay away...

1. Play video games with your alley in the other room.
2. MAKE FREQUENT TRIPS TO THE STORE
3. Go For a drive... its Thanksgiving, no one is going to be out anyways!
4. Say your not feeling well and take a nap. (This could possibly get you away from the dinner as well!)
5. Just say the hell with all of them.... if only it were that simple ;(

Survival Tip #4- During the Dinner... DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT with any of them!

Stare at your plate... its your best friend... this will minimize conversation... it gives them the point, without GIVING THEM THE POINT!

Political Figure of the Past




James Smith (September 17, 1719 – July 11, 1806) was a signer to the United States Declaration of Independence as a representative of Pennsylvania.

He was born in Province of Ulster, Ireland; his family immigrated to Chester County, Pennsylvania, when he was about ten years old. He studied law at the office of his brother George and was admitted to the bar in Pennsylvania, initially practicing near Shippensburg, and later near York. He became captain of the militia there. He was appointed to the provincial convention in Philadelphia in 1775, to the state constitutional convention in 1776, and was elected to the Continental Congress. He was reelected to Congress in 1785 but declined to attend because of his advanced age.

Smith is buried in York, Pennsylvania.

Smith was also an alumnus of the University of Delaware, which has a new dorm on its North Campus bearing his name.

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Random Website of the Day


A website I recently found, sole purpose in life is bringing you to a random website.


http://www.heise.de/ is the one it choose for me today.
I have no clue what language it is in, so please comment on here if you can figure it out and what the site's all about.

Guilty Plea for Makers of a Fake Penis


For the past three years, Robert Catalano and George Wills have been using the internet to sell a prosthetic penis they created.
Two men who made the prosthetic penis with the purpose of helping men cheat in drugs tests have pleaded guilty to conspiracy.
Both face fines up to $500,000 and up to eight years in prison.

YouTube Announces Wider Screen


YouTube has announced their transition from a 4:3 aspect ratio video player to a widescreen 16:9 aspect ratio player.

Here is a clipping from the announcement:"We’re expanding the width of the page to 960 pixels to better reflect the quality of the videos you create and the screens that you use to watch them. This new, wider player is in a widescreen aspect ratio which we hope will provide you with a cleaner, more powerful viewing experience. And don’t worry, your 4:3 aspect ratio videos will play just fine in this new player."
Look for this weeks Top 5 video on the widescreen player.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Facebook Spammer Slapped With $837 Million in Fines


A resident of Canada who spammed Facebook with inapt messages has been handed $837 million in fines. Shockingly, the spammer has vanished from Facebook’s radar since the charges were brought forward.
I really doubt they get any money out of him. I don’t think I have ever heard of a large judgment case come out of Canada, with the exception of a large corporation.

Flashback Song of the Day



Date: August 1994


Artist: Boyz II Men


Song: I'll Make Love To You

My thoughts about the song: Good for a drunk karaoke song to sing to your girlfriend.

REVENGE OF THE NERDS!

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS MOVIE... THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!


Gotta love the classics!

Monday, November 24, 2008

THE INNER CIRCLE...

So as you guys are well aware, we have two new writers on board for Nitro Blitz! How I know these guys are pretty funny. First off I meet Ryan Way, while I was in the Navy, me and him were able to tolerate each other enough to continue communication after I left the military HAHAHAHAHA. Ryan and I have been through some experiences together... All over South East Asia... lol!

Matt and I meet in College hahahaha... we both wasted two terms of our lives at Collins College.

FYI... the media/film production students at Collins College are some of the coolest people that you will ever have the opportunity of meeting... Only problem is, is that for General Education Classes (i.e. Math, English, etc.) you are mixed in with the game design kids... These guys are the definition of the anti poon... and they are all douche bags due to the fact that for the first time in their pathetic lives, they actually have the numbers working in their favor.

Anyways, Matt and I were the two goofy guys in the class, and pissed off the "Teacher" (aka some pornstar looking dude that they more then likely found off the street) on numerous occasions! I brought Matt on board because... I sort of missed collaborating with someone as goofy as myself!

Social Site of the Day




Last.fm is a UK-based Internet radio and music community website, founded in 2002. It claims over 21 million active users based in more than 200 countries.


I've been using last.fm off and on for about a year now and with their new app on my ipod touch, i've been using them a lot more. It keeps track of what songs you listen to on your MP3 player and iTunes and suggest artist who they think you might like. This has actually helped me find a lot of new artist in the last couple of weeks. If you wanna friend me up on their, http://www.last.fm/user/wayrk87

Random Obama Pic


Alcoholic Beverage Review: Hornsby's:Hard Cider: Crisp Apple


I'm having some mexican food at a friends tonight and all they have for drinks is whats listed above. My first thought when I took a drink was that I had just snuck into my mom's stach of booze and that my dad's gonna kick my ass or something. It's pretty much drinking an apple in a glass with what taste like sprite?!

My Brawl With Satan!

Check it out!


Hot Chick of the Day: Alena Savostikova

Name: Alena Savostikova

Favorite Color: Red

Sign: Capricorn

Favorite Movie: Cruel Intentions

Occupational Goals: Maxim Magazine Cover

Hobbies: Tennis, Reading, Playing Pool, Travel

What She Wants in a Guy: Eyes, Confidence, Intelligence

HER MYSPACE





TOP 5 Video: Shot Glassees

Sunday, November 23, 2008

THIS WEEKS ENTOURAGE

ENJOY!

Final Thought of the Night....

I have had some friends lately who have been losing some loved ones... Losing loved ones sucks! Because all you are left with is memories and regret. Memories of the good times that you had with them, memories of the good things that they did for you (and others around them), but you are also left with a laundry list full of things that you would have liked to tell them. You are left with saying those things that you always wanted to tell them at their eulogy... 

While you write the eulogy, you have to sort through a lifetime full of accomplishments, a long list of good deeds that they have done for everyone else, and then give the value of that person in 5 minutes or less. But thats not the worst part...

The worst thing about someone leaving this world is the funeral... Is how the greedier members of the inner circle fight over who gets what... let's face it, most people don't leave wills anymore... so it is left to a bunch of people who are more concerned about the money, then the burial costs!

Long story short... someone dying is bad enough without having to bring other drama into the mix. Just say what you have to say... and don't be greedy when dividing up the assets! FUCKERS!

Random Movie of the Day


http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi1253835033/


"something tells me she's not the kind of friend jesus would pick"

How could you not want to watch this movie?!

Comment Contest 2008



Nitro Blitz is having a sweet contest and the winner gets a plug on the site! All you have to do is comment on our articles and on December 13,2008 we will randomly pick someone who has commented on the site. So, start commenting on here and hopefully you win!

current

So... current.com has just surpassed digg.com to be my new favorite news site. It's another site that can be visited daily.

63% Obesity Rating!!!!

We here at Nitro Blitz would all like to congratulate YOU America, thats right YOU America... From the year 2000 until now, you have managed to go from a 35% obesity rating to an alarming 63% obesity rating! AWESOME JOB!

Don't blame genetics, blame the:

Soda
Poor Diet
Lack of Exercise
Fast Food
Laziness

If you want to change this number, then all you have to do is:

Stop drinking soda
Eat some damn vegetables
Exercise 3 days a week!
Stop going to Mc Donalds!
And walk up the god damn stairs every once in a while!!!!

NEW LOGO!

Its just the beta version, we are coming up with something better, but it should do fine for now!

GRAYSON TRAILER

WHERE CAN I FIND THIS!

Stick Figure News: Gas Prices



Mr. Road-Apples (stick figure 1): Did you know gas prices have dropped .33 in the past 2 weeks?
Jessica Marie (stick figure 2): OMFG! That's totally the first time since March 2005 that gas is under 2.00!
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Mr. Road-Apples: I believe it has something to do with demand always being low in November?!?!
Jessica Marie: Yes, that and like the weakening economy.

Training, Life, Future Plans

So, I usually don't like to make too many posts about myself on this, I try to keep this about news, or YouTube video that I find in my down time. But since way totally opened up the door for us to talk about our lives, I decided to bore you folks with a little bit of news.

Right now, life is just life. I am working two jobs, running the site, and training for my upcoming fight. Right now life isn't very exciting, but its stable, and sometimes stability isn't the worst thing that could happen to people.


An average day for me is waking up at 4:30 in the morning and going running, then I get ready and goto job #1 from 8am-2pm, then I goto job # 2 from 3pm-6pm, I then goto training from 7pm-9m... I like it because it keeps me busy, and it keeps my mind occupied away from some family BULL SHIT that has been going on lately.

I am pretty hopeful for the future of this website... My top priority is getting more writers, which will give you guys more content, from their I want to set up an online store, and from their I want to turn this into a magazine.

For myself, I plan to move back to AZ, finish up my degree, and get my acting/modeling career running again.

Humorous Video of the Day

See more Will Ferrell videos at Funny or Die

Batman: The Death of Robin!

AWESOME BATMAN FAN FILM!


Jesus vs. Hitler?

On The Wall


2 MONTHS 8 DAYS 3 HOURS 2 MINUTES 41 SECONDS! That's the (estimated) amount of time it took for me to get my TV mounted on my wall and I don't know how I lived before. It's connected to my macbook pro, so now whenever I watch anything on hulu.com or one of my many video podcast, it's a million times better as far as viewing is concerned. Plus, with the 'remote' app for the iPod touch I can browse anything in my iTunes folder without having to be near my macbook. So, if you were unsure of buying a macbook for fear of them being complicated this is another reason they aren't.

If you wondering why my walls are pink, I live in a house free of charge at the moment and that's the color they were when I moved in. Also, if you zoom into the pic you will notice that I am on my tv!

Mr. T...

























UFC CUTS JON FITCH!

So... after a one day of dispute, the UFC has decided to not only cut high regarded Welter Weight Contender Jon Fitch, but they have also cut anyone associated with the American Kick Boxing Academy. This was due to the fact that Jon Fitch wasn't cool with QUICKLY signing away the lifetime rights to his name.... Jon Fitch wanted Dana White to speak to him like an adult... That'll teach him to not-not sign a deal with the devil!



Dana White is going to allow Mike Swick to stay apart of the UFC.

FUCKIN DANA WHITE!

Some Cool Music Videos...







Hot Chick of the Day: Allison Feketik




Name: Allison Feketik

Sign: Pisces

Favorite Color: Black

Favorite Movie: Finding Nemo
Hobbies: Running, Ghost Hunting, Partying

Occupational Goals:"Majoring in criminal justice, planning on going into police work. I also recently signed with Cazz Managment for acting, so i plan on doing some acting as well." Allison Feketik.

What She Looks for in a Guy: "Funny, cute, kinda shy and outgoing at the same time, knows how to have a good time, treats you right and completely honest, strong and athletic but doesnt let sports/games/friends control his entire life, has that spare time to just hang out and look back, has that naughty side to him but doesn't let it come over him." Allison Feketik.

Great Moments in History....


The date... January 20th, 1993 "Big Daddy" Bill Clinton was inaugurated the 42nd President of the United States, he gave us 8 years of economic strength, and what did he want in return? All he wanted was a little bit of oral sex from a fat chick... ISN'T THAT WHAT FAT CHICKS ARE FOR TO BEGIN WITH?


top 5 podcast (video)

Good afternoon all, I'm the world wide web's Ryan Way. Yesterday night while I was sippin on some Jack and Coke, Mr. Dawson and myself made the biggest internet deal since News Corps bought out myspace. Now 15 hours later, I bring you my first post for Nitro Blitz.

Disclaimer: I don't have good grammar and for some reason, I love, using, commas!




1. SuperNews
category: comedy

An animated series that cuts like a machete straight to the bone of the political and social issues of the day. I like this one, because I want to be educated about the world around me, but CNN makes me fall asleep.

2. Revision3.com
category: technology & entertainment

An internet media company for the on-demand generation. Revision3 itself isn't a podcast, but since I enjoy about every show they have, I put them all in one. Be sure to check out:
a) Diggnation: which covers the hottest news stories from the social news site Digg.com
b)Social Brew: which brings you inside the world of social networking services
c)Bottles Blends and Brews: a drink culture review show dedicated to finding the most quirky forms of “deliciousness” out there (go to revision3beta.com for this one)

3. Best of Current TV
category: TV& Films

A hand picked, center-cut, 100% organic shot of the freshest and cleanest content from Current.com
I recently stumbled upon current.com when I wikipedia'd Al Gore (don't ask why, I had duty and if your in the Navy or know someone who is, you know how boring it can be) and found out that he started this political news site CURRENT.COM which is a viewer-generated channel aimed at an audience demographic age 18-34. It makes reading the news a lot loss CNNish.

4. Dawn& Drew TV
category: Arts

Fun and adventurous videos in a pseudo documentary style.
The Dawn and Drew show was probably the first ever podcast I listened to back in 05. I would recommend listening to that before watching this. You have to get to know them in audio before you can appreciate the show.

5. Comedy Central: Stand-Up
category: Comedy

Delicious bite-sized chunks of premium stand up comedy.
This is perfect when you have a 5 minute break from work, school or whatever and need a good laugh.

If you want to watch any of these, just go to the iTunes Store (located in iTunes) and search for the text in pink.


I've been living in Phoenix now for about 1 and a half years. There are plenty of things that took some getting used to; the heat, the lack of humidity, the sandstorms, and lastly, the begging homeless. Now I'm not an asshole, I would give change to those who asked when I could. Mainly it depended on how they asked, on weather or not they win my money. But this last old man did something that no other has, thus losing the opportunity to gaining some green. So if you are homeless, and are somehow reading this article, please take into account this guys actions and do not repeat. As I am walking out of Walmart with a shopping cart full of breakfast goodie, I safely make it across the street and start down the lane I parked. I make it half way to my car when out of nowhere, like a ninja, this old man intercepts me and continues to ask if I had any change for his medication. Now this man was nowhere younger then 70, and had a large open wound on the left side of his face that I was expecting would start gushing blood at any second. Thats not his downfall. He asked for change once, of which I didn't hear so I preceded to ask for him to repeat the question at which he did. This time as he asked for me to fund his medication needs, he farted loud and long.  This was no ordinary fart. This was an explosion of gas in his pants that had me wondering if I should stay and continue talking, or high-tail it out of there.  I took option B.  Farting beggars is where I draw the line.

LOOKING FOR WRITERS!

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Ahh the tramp days..

Ahh i remember those days...

OUCH!