Thursday, December 25, 2008

hot google image search girl of the day

The "hot google image search girl of the day" is found when I search for "hot girl" in google.

Chuck's "Farewell to Walker" Letter

Obviously this is old, well atleast I assume it is (I never really watched Walker Texas Ranger), but anyways I just stumbled upon this letter from his website and thought it was funny how he thought he had some fans... enjoy!

Dear Friends:

I was lying in bed a couple of months ago and I started reflecting back to my Martial Arts career as a fighter. I remembered back to 1974, when I decided to retire after six years as the undefeated World Middleweight Karate Champion. I thought that I could defend my title again in 1975 at the age of 35 and win my seventh consecutive year, but then again I could probably lose, so I decided to retire as an undefeated champion. To this day I am considered one of the top fighters of all time. If I had fought and lost, that may not have been the case.

Then I began thinking about Walker, Texas Ranger. Fortunately, Walker has been a top rated series for eight years and I thought it could probably have a successful ninth season, but then again maybe not. Anyway that is the reason I am ending Walker, Texas Ranger. I want the series to end as a winner. I know the let down of Walker being over will be very emotionally hard on me, just as it did when I retired as a fighter, but I did not stop doing my Martial Arts when I retired and I will not stop acting when Walker is over. I hope whenever my acting career goes that I will still have your support! As I have always believed, "When one door closes, a bigger one opens."

God Bless you.

Sincerely your friend,

Chuck Norris

christmas day massacre

LOS ANGELES, California: Police said they recovered six bodies from a Los Angeles house where a man dressed as Santa Claus fired gunshots and started a fire Christmas Eve.
Bruce Jeffrey Pardo was sought for a Christmas party shooting before taking his own life, police said.

Bruce Jeffrey Pardo was sought for a Christmas party shooting before taking his own life, police said.

Police said the suspect, Bruce Jeffrey Pardo, committed suicide after the attack.

Police said three others, Pardo's ex-mother-in-law, ex-father-in-law and ex-wife, whom he recently divorced -- are still unaccounted for.

At a news conference Thursday, police in Covina, California, said Pardo knocked on the door of his ex-in-law's home, where there was a Christmas party attended by more than 25 people.

After someone opened the door, an 8-year-old girl ran towards the costumed Pardo who shot her in the face, police said. Video Watch police describe the child getting shot »

The 8-year-old, who survived the attack, is in fair condition at a Los Angeles hospital. Police said the girl does have serious wounds, including an entry wound on the right side of her face, and an exit wound on the left side, indicating the bullet likely pierced straight through her face.

Pardo entered the home holding a gun in one hand and a wrapped Christmas package containing a home-made device to spread fire, police said.

Pardo fired indiscriminately as partygoers fled, hid under furniture, threw items to break windows, and in at least one case, jumped out a second-story window, police said.

A 16-year-old girl was hospitalized with a gun shot wound and another victim, who jumped out the window, was taken to a local hospital, police said.

After the shooting, police believe Pardo set fire to the home. Covina Police Department Lt. Pat Buchanan said the device was "something we have never seen before."


Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Tricking is in!

The Power of Preyer!

So, lets all be honest, this year hasn't been the greatest. Unemployment went up, foreclosures went up, troops were killed in the Middle East, our economy is fucked in about thirty different ways that I can think of from the top of my head. So, how do we pluck ourselves out of this slum? WE PREY!!!

So... for the next year right now... prey to whichever god that you believe in... and ask that the world be rid of all this bullshit!


Stores are staying open late and offering huge discounts, but despite that fact it is the worst Christmas season in the past 40 years!

So... we don't get those new set of golf clubs that we want and we don't get that fancy new car... so why don't we all just be grateful for the family that we still have amongst us, and be sure to let them know how much we love them!

mtv has music

MTV sorta kinda has music again!!! If you have an internet connection you can view their entire video catalog at If this is an attempt to apologize for NEVER having any fucking music on their cable channel, then it works for me because I never watch tv anymore as it is.

iTunes users listen up

stephen colbert is the free single of the week over at iTunes. I just downloaded it and it is hilarious.

merry christmas for guys video

some XMAS pics to get you in the spirit

the 26 oldest domains on the internet

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iPhone blessed

The Vatican's Pontifical Council for Social Communications has given its seal of approval to the application, which was created by Italian priest Reverend Paolo Padrini with a little help from a web designer.

So what does iBreviary give (aside from a better chance of salvation)? Well it's available in Italian, English, Spanish, French and, of course, Latin with Portuguese and German likely be included in version 1.1.


Weapons, ammo, pants found at Burress' N.J. home

The bloody pants that Plaxico Burress wore when he accidentally shot himself last month, plus a handgun, a rifle and an assortment of ammunition were seized Tuesday by authorities from the home of the New York Giants receiver.

In addition to a 9-mm handgun, a .30-06-caliber rifle and the ammunition, including a clip for a .45 gun, police also said they recovered the sneakers that Burress wore during the accidental shooting during the three-hour search of the Super Bowl star's Totowa home. (click here for full story)

...source: associated press

you dont say that

you dont say that from Ryan Way on Vimeo.

song lyrics that make you go uhhhh

she always ready, when you want it she want it
like a nympho, the info, i show you where to meet her
on the late night, til daylight the club jumpin'
if you want a good time, she gone give you what you want

if you know this song comment the title below.

Iranian President with Christmas Jeer

In his recorded message, Ahmadinejad offers seasonal greetings to Christians and says he believes that if Jesus were alive, he would "stand with the people in opposition to bullying, ill-tempered and expansionist powers," an apparent reference to the United States and its allies.

xmas gifts

Here's my list of Xmas gifts for a guy:

1. Flip Video MinoHD Camcorder

2. macbook air

3. Sonos Speaker Bundle 150

for those of you wondering what navy people talk about on watch

tom green is still alive?!

So, I thought that he died way back when, but Tom Green is still making shows for the internet.


I want to review your material and interview you... if you are interested in submitting your content... then send me an email to

Andy Dick's Audition

some funny vids for u

billie jean sues jackson

Billie Jean is still calling Michael Jackson "the one," Access Hollywood reports. A woman who says she is Billie Jean Jackson—and refers to Jackson as "her husband"—is suing him for $1 billion in Los Angeles, seeking joint custody of his 6-year-old boy, Blanket. She has pursued him before, filing a $150 million paternity suit in 1987 and getting arrested on his Neverland Ranch earlier this year.

...source: access hollywood

fda warns coke to get rid of plus

The FDA has warned Coca-Cola that Diet Coke Plus does not warrant the term “Plus.” Coke says its no-calorie drink is fortified with vitamins and minerals, hence the designation. No dice, says the FDA: It may have some supplements, but not enough to use the word, reports WebMD. Nor does the FDA “consider it appropriate to fortify snack foods such as carbonated beverages.” Coke plans to contest the decision.

“Your Diet Coke Plus product is misbranded because the product makes a nutrient content claim but does not meet the criteria to make the claim,” the FDA wrote.

...source: webMD

dallas sniper is x-trooper

(AP) – Authorities say a man suspected in a series of rush-hour shootings near Dallas is a former Utah state trooper. Dallas police said today that 37-year-old Brian Smith killed at least one of the two victims of Monday's rampage. Smith shot and injured himself after a standoff with police and is hospitalized in critical condition.

Yesterday, two people were killed and another injured in four shootings along or near a Dallas-area highway. Dallas police did not comment on the Smith's connection to the second death because it's out of their jurisdiction. A Utah Department of Public Safety spokesman says Smith had been a trooper since 1996 but retired in May because of "personal issues." Smith was wanted in Texas on robbery and burglary warrants.

...source: associated press

hot rihanna pics

Monday, December 22, 2008

twitter counter

I've been playing around with a new (to me) site, to check the stats of other twitterers. It allows you to see how many people that person averages per day, predicitions for that person tomorrow and a lot more. It's simple to use, just type somebodys twitter username into a box on the homepage and it pops up all that users info. You can also play around on the site and check out the top 100 twitterers (based on how many followers they have). Number 1 is Barrack Obama and number 2 is my lord and savior, Kevin Rose!

funny or die video of the day

Sunday, December 21, 2008

hills sneak preview

burger king thinks I still got it

Insert Ring on Finger from Radthanael on Vimeo.

funny song of the day

I like girls/ they like me/ they look so good/ in they 7 jeans...

Cookie Jar Video

new lennon tape

a never before seen John Lennon tape is up for auction for 40,000 big ones! John is said to be drunk in the tape, but the sellers says who cares it's still John Lennon singing! The video was made during his month long break from Yoko Ono, which he referred to as his "lost weekend". Hopefully the video makes it to yourtube in about a week.

beauty& the beast

Trophy wives, take heart. A recent study shows that marriages fare better if the wife is more attractive than the husband. The University of Tennessee survey of 82 couples showed that men place a high premium on a woman’s beauty while women value a caring, supportive husband over chiseled looks. So, make sure you get a hot ass wife or there is a good chance your marriage will fail miserably!

feds give ill gov. the middle finger

Federal authorities have informed embattled Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich they intend to freeze the money in his campaign fund, preventing him from using the resources to pay his legal bills, sources tell the Chicago Sun-Times. The Friends of Blagojevich fund reported having $3.6 million when officials last filed a report in June, and Blagojevich has been on a major fundraising drive since

rhino ass

this looks weird...

top 5: drinks (holiday edition)

When Leg Kick goes wrong!

Gotta Love the Classics! AGAIN!

Rashad Evans Interview

Frank Mir- Preparing to Fight


My life has taken an unsuspecting turn for the better... which explains the lack of posts during the last couple of days, but rest assured, I am still going to be posting on NITROBLITZ... just not as rapid!

A Special Season Greetings!