Saturday, March 31, 2012

With Apologies...

We apologize for the technical difficulties of the first podcast... thank you for listening or attempting to listen to it. We are taking precautionary measures to make sure that it doesn't happen again.

Really America???

Sigh... this person is probably breeding, pumping out kids with birth defects, and scamming the welfare system.

Hot Chick Of The Day- Angel Holly

A lot of guys toss around the phrase "She's the most beautiful girl in the world" like its going out of style, but I honestly think that we may have just found that lady. Now, (as most of you know) I am anti marriage... but this woman would make me think twice about the whole ordeal.

Today's Hot Chick Of The Day is Angel Holly... and to me she's the perfect age... and it ain't 18... its 30. 30 year old women have it all... the looks, THE BRAINS, THE PERSONALITY, and *cough* the EXPERIENCE *cough* Now let's get to know this beautiful woman a bit better :)








Former UFC Champ Whoopin Ass at 50!

Last night, former UFC Heavyweight Champion Maurice Smith, beat up and comer Jorge Cordoba in round 3 at RFA 2, by way of head kick. This just goes to show that once the cage door is shut... ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

Acrobats Strip For Pope

Dear Catholic Priests,

Please stop living up to your stereotypes. If this is not proof that you are into boys... then you can tickle my ass and call me Mandy.

Is This Bitch Serious?

Dumb ass with video camera makes an EHOW Video on how to be a UFC Fighter...




Congrats to Joe Rogan Experience For Reaching 200 Podcasts

In today's world of pick thing up, set them down... we would like to congratulate and thank the fine folks over at the Joe Rogan Experience for bringing us 200 amazing podcasts.


JRE #200 - Duncan Trussell, Brian Redban from JoeRogan on Vimeo.

Gina Carano= Hottest Woman On The Planet

The Call #1- Richard Martinez

Deleted due to technical flaws, we will have Richard back soon folks

Ronda Rousey gets Sexually Harrassed by Renato Laranja

Old News Brought Back- Dane Cook/Steve Byrne Drama

Dane Cook accuses Steve Byrne of stealing... a bit? No. A Sitcom Idea? No. A Movie Idea? No. He accuses Steve Byrne of stealing (wait for it)................. His Essence. I'm not gonna say my opinion (until both pieces of evidence have been presented. Here is the accusation (this was taped on the Marc Maron Podcast sometime back):

Dane Cook's Side



Steve Byrne's Side






Nitroblitz.com Sides With......................  Steve Byrne


Steve's story seemed much more plausible. What is your opinion? (Post In Comments.)

Friday, March 30, 2012

Puppetry Of The Penis

Bully (2012) Trailer

This is an important film... and I hope that you all see it.

Hot Chick Of The Day- Carey Torrice


We are truly blessed to have today's "Hot Chick Of The Day", the beautiful, intelligent, funny Carey Torrice. Carey Torice is not just an Actress, not just a smokin hot babe, but a POLITICIAN (and one that I actually like at that)... let's learn more about her.

The Experiment- Trailer

Best MMA Fails Ever 7

This had me on the floor laughing!

Foul Mouth Shirts Commercial

A Commercial that is actually in the movie, Tetherball... this is a real company (a really fucking cool) Company called "Foul Mouth Shirts"... Support them for supporting us.

Thursday, March 29, 2012

GREEN MAN!

42 BJJ Half Guard Bottom Techniques

Jobs Fuel The Economy...


I just had a CRAZY CRAZY thought, I am a college drop out, so this is coming from an Average Working Class American. But our economy is fueled by people having EXCESS MONEY TO SPEND... How do you get that? YOU CREATE JOBS!

Here are some SIMPLE ways you can do it-


Joe Rogan's Next Special To Be Filmed In Atlana On 4/20 (Go Figure)

Joe Rogan, the ultra funny "Renaissance Man" will be filming his next Comedy Special in Atlanta,GA on April 20th of 2012. Joe Rogan was the star of Multiple Network Sitcoms, the host of Fear Factor, and is now one of the voices of the UFC as a Color Commentator.

If you are a fan of Rogan and find yourself in the area, I would highly suggest getting tickets... nothing beats seeing this man live!

Win A Pre-Release Copy Of Tetherball: The Movie!!!

Tetherball: The Movie is about a month away from getting a "Set In Stone" release date from a distributor (that we cannot name at this time), but that shouldn't stop you from getting a copy of the film EARLY.

All you have to do is GIVE US YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD... Just kidding (Could you imagine? I hate kids.) All you have to do is click on the LIKE BUTTON to the right of the screen... once we hit 100 likes... we are gonna give out a copy of the film to one random user.

Hot Chick Of The Day- Sharuzen


Today's Hot Chick Of The Day is the Vampiress Sharuzen, who hopes to become an internationally known tattoo artist, within the next week, we'll see if we can get some samples of her work online to help her get well on her way. Now: Let's get to know her better :)

RIP Edd Gould (1988-2012)

On Sunday the 25th of March 2012, Edd Gould passed away after a six year long battle with cancer. He will be greatly missed.


Dennis Rodman Dealing With CUNT during Divorce


The following is WHY YOU MAKE THE BITCH sign a pre-nup if you want make the worst mistake of you life!








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(VIA LA TIMES)




Former NBA star Dennis Rodman is "extremely sick," "broke" and is in no position to pay hefty child and spousal support payments, according to court documents.


Rodman is behind in his payments and faces a court hearing Tuesday in Orange. He faces up to 20 days in jail for failure to pay spousal and child support, according to an attorney for his ex-wife.


As of March 1, Rodman, 51, owed $808,935 in back child support for the 9- and 10-year-old children that he had with his third wife, Michelle Rodman, said her attorney, Jack Kayajanian, in court documents.


Rodman also owed $51,441 through March 1 in back spousal support, Kayajanian alleged in court documents.


Michelle Rodman, identified in court papers as a Costa Mesa resident, is also requesting attorneys' fees, according to the Daily Pilot.


Dennis Rodman's attorney, Linnea Willis, said in court documents that the former Laker is barely capable of paying for his living expenses, let alone the $5,000 he has for one child from another relationship, and the $4,500 monthly payment for spousal and child support to Michelle Rodman.


The attorneys who have represented him to date have worked pro bono, Willis said.


"Respondent Dennis Rodman is broke and cannot afford any additional fees," according to court documents filed on his behalf.


He is "extremely sick" and his marketability is diminishing with age and illness, according to court documents.


Rodman, who played on championship Chicago Bulls teams with Michael Jordan before coming to the Lakers, often led the NBA in rebounds. He has a long history with Newport Beach, whose police were called to his Seashore Drive home in West Newport 80 times during the eight years he lived there.


At the time his third wife filed for divorce, he listed his monthly expenses as more than $30,000, according to a 2004 article in the Los Angeles Times. Michelle Rodman listed her monthly expenses as $17,000.


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ADCC 2011 Kyra Gracie vs Sara Svensson

ADCC 2011 Rousimar Palhares vs David Avellan

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Joe Rogan Podcast- Bas Rutten

In case you guys haven't noticed, I am a very big fan of the Joe Rogan Podcast... but there are very few that I listen to more then once... However, the Podcast with Bas Rutten is one that I have watched three times and still can't get enough of. Check it out.

Hot Chick Of The Day- Laura Chandler


Today's Hot Chick Of The Day is the LOVELY Laura Chandler. Let's learn some more about her.

Uplifting Shite

Interview With Animator Chris 'Topher' Lowrey

I love the digital age... due to the fact that we live in a time where a dumb ass with an extra $8k can make a feature film and an 18 year old young man can make AMAZING ANIMATIONS.

Chris 'Topher' Lowrey is one of the more talented animators on the web at this stage, which is why I hired him for the $8k feature film that I made. Also... (I have to say this), he is Canadian... isn't that hot?

Let's find out more about this PRODIGY.


Interview With Scream Queen: Elske McCain

Many people in the film industry pick one job and stick to it. Actors act, producers produce, writers write, fluffers fluff, etc. etc. Our latest interviewee Elske McCain on the other hand, DOES IT ALL.

In her most recent endeavor Jessicka Rabbid, Elske Wrote, Produced, and starred in the Troma Film. Let's get to know this luscious sexy talented woman :)












Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Marcelo Garcia Vs. Roger Gracie (2006)

Michael Dewitt Jr Gets His Brown Belt!

Hot Chick Of The Day- Zelda (not joking, isn't that awesome?)


What a treat... I personally love tattoo covered vixens... and we got to have TWO IN A ROW!!!! YAY. Today's Princess is none other then Zelda... not that Zelda you nerds... Zelda is an Activist for Marijuana who likes Nick Diaz and Video Games... what's not to love? Let's get to know her better.

Tina Krause Says Hello...

Tina Krause sent me the following and told me tell you all hello :)

Jason "Mayhem" Miller on Adam Carolla Podcast

My favorite fighter and one of my favorite TV Personalities... its pretty funny, check out the link below.








Jason "Mayhem" Miller on Adam Carolla Podcast

Australia's Petition To Legalize Pot

Not gonna give my position on pot (*cough* should be legalized *cough*) but I found this petition on a message board and figured that I would share it... Our friends from down in Australia are trying to get 100,000 signatures to legalize pot... if you are from Aussie, help your country become even cooler.




Petition to Legalize Pot In Australia

Eddie Bravo and Marcelo Garcia Rolling

A friendly roll between two jiu jitsu legends... if you have an hour and are a BJJ practitioner, the I would highly highly highly recommend watching it.

Monday, March 26, 2012

The Best Of Redban- Volume 1 and Volume 2

I'm a frequent listener of the Joe Rogan Experience (a weekly podcast hosted by UFC Commentator and Stand-Up Comedian Joe Rogan)... and I have to admit that  my favorite part of the podcast is not the Greatest Living Commentator, but its his Co-Host/Technical Producer Brian Redban (owner of DeathSquad.TV).

One of Brian's many (and my most favorite) gimmicks is when he jumps in, when Joe Rogan is Mid-Thought and completely derails Joe's train of thought... and you can tell that Joe wants to grab this dude by the throat, but he can't due to the fact that they are on the air lol. But I still find this guy to be freaking HILARIOUS!

Without further ado... THE BEST OF BRIAN VOL.1 and VOL.2




Hot Chick Of The Day- Casie Baun- AKA Pretty Poison

I first met Casie on the Tetherball Set... from the second she walked on set she was an instant hit with everyone on set. Not just due to the fact that she is a smoking hot babe, with some of the coolest tattoos that you have ever seen... but due to the fact that she is one of those girls that you can LEGITIMATELY TALK TO and not find yourself wanting to toss yourself down a flight of steps :D

Casie is an aspiring Model/Actress... and I can honestly vouch that she is very good at both. Due to her personality and talent, I definitely have plans of using her in both my filming and upcoming photography endeavors.

NOW, let's get to know this Tatted Up Goddess :D






Rick Santorum Throws a Hissy Fit

IT'S ON: Silva Vs. Sonnen 2!

(Source: UFC.COM)



The Ultimate Fighting Championship® will return to Brazil for an epic sporting event as legendary fighters collide on the biggest fight card in UFC® history at UFC® 147 at Joao Havelange Stadium in Rio de Janeiro on June 23, 2012. The largest crowd ever is expected for the highly anticipated rematch between middleweight champion Anderson Silva and American contender Chael Sonnen, a grudge match two years in the making. The event also features a live finale of The Ultimate Fighter Brasil™, the showdown between two Brazilians and icons of the sport – coaches Vitor Belfort and Wanderlei Silva.

From the beginning of the negotiations for the UFC’s next event in the country, the cities of Rio de Janeiro and São Paulo both emerged as strong options to host the event. Engenhao, home to football club Botafogo and future venue for the 2016 Olympics, has hosted many legendary sports and entertainment events since its opening in 2007. The event marks the first time for a UFC event in a soccer stadium and the organization expects a record audience. The mark to beat is UFC 129, held in April of 2011 at Rogers Centre in Canada, which had a record attendance of 55,000 fans.

Star Trek Crew watches Star Wars 4

Arte Suave- Andre Galvao

Watching this video made me want to move inside a BJJ gym... in Brazil :D

GTA 5- Official Trailer!

Ryan Hall- Restaurant Incident

In case you haven't been frequently visiting the site recently... I'm a huge Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Fan, and one of my favorite competitors is Ryan Hall. Ryan Hall is one of those human beings that is a nice humble 135-145lb man that could very very easily END YOUR LIFE IF HE WANTED TO. Now Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, is still one of those things that is not really main stream and if you're not a fan of BJJ or MMA, you are more then likely not going to know who Ryan Hall is (or what his capabilities are)... you're just gonna see an average looking guy.

During a nice meal out with his team, Ryan was being hassled by a drunken idiot, trying to show off his masculinity by picking a fight with the smallest guy in the bar... it was a big mistake (you'll soon see). There are three reasons why I am posting this.

#1- DON'T BE A DOUCHE
In any altercation, it takes ATLEAST ONE DOUCHE BAG... if you aren't out in town acting like a douche bag... you will probably not get into a fight... or at the very least won't start one.... or make an ass out of yourself.

#2- Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is AWESOME
In this video you are going to see an average sized man, defeat a larger opponent, WITHOUT THROWING A SINGLE PUNCH or causing fatal harm to his opponent. FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!

#3- Ryan Hall Is The Man
Ryan Hall could have beaten the hell out of this guy and no one would have held him accountable, but he chose the most effective, non lethal route possible. Ryan Hall is the man!

Kimbo Slice Vs. Brian Green- Comeback Knockout or Dive?

To those of you that are a bit out of the "Kimbo Slice Loop"... after his loss to Matt Mitrione at UFC 113, the 4-2 Mixed Martial Artist decided to switch his efforts "The Sweet Science" and became a professional boxer. Since his Professional Boxing Debut, he has compiled a record of four wins with no losses (three of which coming by knockout).

His last win occurred two days ago against Brian Green... Kimbo was behind on the score cards and would have undoubtedly lost the fight, but he pushed through and knocked out Brian Green with a clean uppercut, with only 3 seconds left in the fourth round. Some call this a triumph, others.... CALL IT A DIVE, due to the fact that the knockout punch didn't APPEAR to be that powerful. Below is the footage of the third round... What do you think?



My personal opinion is this... typically when fighters "take a dive", its in the early rounds, and if taken in the last round, they will usually go down EARLY to make sure that they get their money. With three seconds left, they would be cutting it pretty close.

I'm gonna call this one a triumph and leave it at that. I'm looking forward to his next fight in December against an opponent that has yet to be decided.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Females Lie- Wrap Up Before You Clap Up

To all the males observing this website, who goto the Bar Scene or are even just in the dating scene, I want to remind you of one UNIVERSAL TRUTH. FEMALES LIE.

If you are in a situation, where you meet a girl at a bar and get her back to your place, and she says something like, "I don't normally do this" or "I've never done anything like this.".... THE BITCH IS LYING...

Remember to do the following, in this order:

#1 Wrap Your Tool (I.E. wear a condom)-
Proper use of a condom has been proven 98% effective against STD's.

#2 After Sex Thoroughly Wash the thinking rod and balls.
Wash ANY rotten cooter juice off of your ball sack.

#3 Take a piss
If anything managed to swim up your pee hole... this will get it out.


Do these three things after banging a floozy at the bar, and there is a good chance that you will walk away with you genitals in tact.

5 days with no carbs (okay EXTREMELY LOW CARBS)

So, I'm training for a Jiu Jitsu Competition and have found myself eating a lot of junk recently. So for the past five days, I have been on a bit of a cleanse to get a lot of that crap out of my system. Basically, the only thing I've been eating has been Protein Shakes (low Carbs), Kombucha, Eggs (vegetarian fed), Tuna, Vitamins, and Vegetables. I've also made it a habbit to drink a gallon of water a day... and I have to say, despite a slight decrease in energy, I feel AWESOME!

KFC Fail

When Activists Fail :D, warms my heart.

21 Jump Street Trailer

Hunger Games Trailer

Ameri-Do-Te?

Nitroblitz Solutes... The "Tap Out" Boy

We've seen these idiots everytime we've gone out to a bar, gone to the gym, or even just walked through your local mall... you may have even seen them at work... Today, We Solute... The "Tap Out" Boy

The Douche comes big and small, rich and poor, tall and short. The Average Douche has taken 2 weeks to 1 month of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu or Mixed Martial Arts and didn't have the ego to handle the inaugural tradition of being a grappling dummy to the Senior Students.... but still feel the confidence to wear and Affliction or Tapout Shirt with pride, SENDING THE MESSAGE, "I will wreck you homie."

Now, do not get this twisted... we here at Nitroblitz.com LOVE Tapout and Affliction clothing. However, there are three types of people that wear the clothing.

1. People that LEGITIMATELY train.

2. People that are legitimate UFC/MMA Fans that just LIKE THE CLOTHING.

3. People that wear it thinking that it makes them look tough/cool.


We will end this with Joe Rogan, putting this "Tap Out Boy" in his place.


Matt Barvo- Where he got his black belt.

Matt Barvo- The Real Answers
by: slickwarrior