Saturday, April 14, 2012

It Gets Bigger!

Remember... the average penis size is 5 1/2 inches... so the guy that tries to make you feel inadequate by telling you his is "huge" is probably the guy who is rockin the small penis.

Mayweather and Cotto Face Off with Max Kellerman

Quote For Today...

HATERS ARE JUST CUNTS THAT NEED TO GET FUCKED!



Hot Chick Of The Day- Allison Petrovich


Check out today's Hot Chick Of The Day, Miss Allison Petrovich.

The Call #9- Stevie Critoph



Today's Guest, is esteemed Programmer/Game Designer/Cool Dude Mr. Stevie Critoph. Stevie has created such gems as "The Worlds Hardest Game" (available for the iPhone) and "Straight Bullyism".


Listen to it here:

Jones Vs Evans Primetime Part 2

What Girl To Go For? The "Slut" or The Quiet Girl



So, I know that this isn't an "Adult" site, but I still think that we are "R" Rated for your enjoyment. However, there are a lot of young men who come onto this site looking for guidance, so I figured that I would give them some advice... coming from a guy that didn't get laid all that much back in High School, who now does slightly better.... ONLY SLIGHTLY.

Now, as you are walking down the halls and you see a girl provocatively dressed, or talking about how she has had sex with a bunch of guys FROM OTHER SCHOOLS... just know, she DOES NOT WANT YOUR PENIS, SHE WANTS YOUR ATTENTION. 9 times out of 10 (I base this on rational thought and no actual statistics), the "Slut" is a girl who typically bases her self worth off of the AMOUNT OF ATTENTION that she receives... good or bad. SO... DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS ONE.

I'm not saying the Quiet Girl is going to be a closet freak (although these are where the closet freaks typically stem from.) The Quiet Girl is going to use sex as a source of "getting her rocks off" as opposed to getting the school to talk about her. THIS IS THE ONE YOU SHOULD FOCUS YOUR EFFORTS ON! Because the slutty girl wants your attention, time, money, etc... The Quiet Girl just wants a nice guy... AND SOME 
PENIS!


A Dozen Secret Service Agents....... BUSTED!



(VIA NYDAILYNEWS.COM)

The dozen Secret Service agents sent home after a prostitution scandal in Colombia were busted after at least one of them refused to pay a hooker, sources said.

The scandal — a black eye for the United States’ reputation abroad — was revealed Friday before President Obama arrived in Cartagena for the Summit of the Americas.

The 12 agents were part of an advance team meant to secure a local hotel before the summit began — yet their attention apparently turned to taking advantage of Colombia’s policy of legal prostitution.


Is Mormonism a Deal Breaker for Romney?

I'm not voting for Mitt Romney due to his Mormon Belief... I'm not voting for him because I like to masturbate and he wants to ban porn!

Friday, April 13, 2012

Thales Leites vs. Matt Horwich Rematch

Tapout: FROM COOLNESS TO DOUCHERY!

First off, I don't want this to seem like I am bashing on the creators of Tapout Clothing or the FIGHTERS that are sponsored by them, I have nothing but respect for the original creators of Tapout... Punk  and (the late great) Mask were selling shirts out of the back of their cars at ILLEGAL FIGHTS and worked their way up to Billion Dollar Status... NOTHING BUT RESPECT TO THEM. To the Fighters who wear their clothing, you are modern day gladiators, proudly representing a rich heritage of ass whoopins.

What I am hounding on is the subculture of jackasses who wear TAPOUT GEAR, who aren't fighters, grapplers, athletes, legitimate fans, or even NICE PEOPLE. I am hounding on the douche bag that went to an MMA School or BJJ school for two weeks, realized that their precious egos couldn't handle getting tapped out by trained killers, and quit... ONLY to throw on a TAPOUT shirt  and walk around like they are Billy Badass, CREATING A NEGATIVE IMAGE for the MMA Community.

I'm not saying to stop wearing Tapout Clothing, NOT AT ALL... they make some cool shirts, and personally I have three rashguards that I use for Jiu Jitsu. I'm just saying, that when you wear a Tapout Shirt, you shouldn't ACT LIKE A DOUCHE because that is how everyone will see the MMA Subculture. MESSAGE: Quit acting like a douche IN GENERAL, but more importantly A TAPOUT SHIRT DOES NOT MAKE YOU TOUGH!

Formal Apology

Today, one my worst nightmares became a reality, as I was recording a podcast with the very talented Tyler Sedustine... the program crashed without giving any indication or warning. These things do in fact happen and in no way was it intentional, but I want to apologize to you the fans and Tyler Sedustine the guest, and man who gave one of the funniest interviews that will unfortunately never be heard.

I cannot GUARANTEE that this won't happen again, but we will take EVERY precaution in making sure that it never happens again. Tyler, I am sorry bro.

Fighter With Metal Hands Banned From UFC!

Enter The Dojo- Episode 10

Even though I am currently in training and filling out the massive amounts of Paperwork needed to fight Master Ken in a street fight. I found that the following episode highly entertaining.

Friday The 13th (1980)... In Seven Minutes

Since its Friday The 13th and Jason Voorhees is one of the greatest Super Natural Serial Killers of all time... we would like to present you with a seven minute version of the original... (that we found on youtube)... ENJOY!

Diablo III (Trailer)


Diablo III trailer, enjoy.

Facebook... It's Serious!

Ted- Trailer

Something tells me, that this might be the funniest movie of all time!

Hot Chick Of The Day- Nikki Lee


Check out today's Hot Chick Of The Day, Miss Nikki Lee.

Bo Burnham- My Whole Family Thinks I'm Gay

Wanna be in Black and White?


Well black and white needs to be in you.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Medal of Honor: Warfighter


Here is the Medal of Honor: Warfighter trailer, enjoy everyone.

Fable: The Journey (Trailer)


Fable: The Journey trailer, enjoy Fable fans.

The Last Story (Trailer)


The Last Story, it's part of the Final Fantasy series, here is the trailer, enjoy.

The Amazing Spider-Man (Trailer)


The Amasing Spider-Man trailer, enjoy.

Tom Clancy's, Ghost Recon Future Soldier (Trailer)


Tom Clancy's, Ghost Recon Future Soldier, enjoy everybody.

Tom Cruise talks about Study Tech

Whether we agree with this or not... people have the right to believe whatever they want to believe. I personally think that Scientology/Study Tech does a lot of BRAIN WASHING... however, you can't look at ANY religion and not see a bit of guilt/brain wash being used to control its populace.

The Dictator Trailer

George Carlon (1990) on Stupid People

Real Men Wear Fanny Packs

So FANNY PACKS are for pussies eh? Check out the warriors that have been caught wearing them!

Exhibit A-G (Due to the fact that he takes up 7 letters of the alphabet): CHUCK NORRIS


Nick Diaz on Pride Vs. UFC Judging

I feel like he has points on both sides of the coin. I think the UFC should issue yellow cards.

Bloody Goodwill Burglar Leaves In Drag

Assassin's Creed III (Trailer)


The new Assassin's Creed III trailer, enjoy.

Halo 4 (Trailer)


The new Halo 4 trailer, enjoy people.

23 BJJ Transitions in Less Then 8 Minutes.

More awesome stuff by Jason Scully.

Grandmother Busted with 4lbs of Glaucoma Medicine

MOWIE WOWIE!

Playing God (Documentary)

An awesome documentary that is well worth 1 hour of your life.

Straight Bullyism- Awesome Game! (click here to play)


I played this game on Newground.com and looked up their website, due to the fact that this game is pretty awesome :) I don't condone bullying, but I still enjoyed this game.

Tetherball: The Movie Winner Announced

Writer: Mel Gibson spewed anti-Semitism, talked of killing ex



(VIA CNN)

Editor's note: This story contains offensive language

(CNN) -- Mel Gibson frequently spews "looney, rancid" anti-Semitism, has talked about killing his former girlfriend, and is prone to hate-filled diatribes slamming everyone from John Lennon to Walter Cronkite, according to a screenwriter who has been working with him.

Joe Eszterhas, who wrote a screenplay about the Jewish hero Judah Maccabee for Gibson, recounts numerous alleged incidents in detail in a nine-page letter to Gibson published by the website thewrap.com.
In a letter replying to Eszterhas, Gibson denies the allegations, saying most of the claims are fabricated.
Gibson's letter says Eszterhas "only had a problem with me after Warner Brothers rejected your (Eszterhas') script."

Gibson, in his five-paragraph response, says he won't respond "line by line," and that the decision not to proceed with Eszterhas "was based on the quality of your script, not on any other factor."
A spokesman for Gibson, Alan Nierob, gave CNN a copy of the letter and said Gibson will have no further comment at this time.

Monalisa after one week in the USA

I saw this on lokwi.com  and figured that I would share it :)

38 Closed Guard BJJ Combos- Jason Scully

Jason Scully is the MAN! Here is another great video, that goes over a lot of Jiu Jitsu.

Hot Chick Of The Day- Miss Mischief



Check Out Today's "Hot Chick Of The Day", Miss Mischief.

Somethin' Fishy

Predators' Weber fined $2,500






(VIA. NHL)

NEW YORK -- Nashville Predators defenseman Shea Weber has been fined $2,500, the maximum allowed under the Collective Bargaining Agreement, for delivering a blow to the head of Detroit forward Henrik Zetterberg in Game 1 of the teams' Western Conference Quarterfinal series in Nashville on Wednesday, April 11, the National Hockey League's Department of Player Safety announced today.

The incident occurred at 20:00 of the third period. Weber was assessed a minor penalty for roughing.

"We felt this was a reckless and reactionary play on which Weber threw a glancing punch and then shoved Zetterberg's head into the glass," said NHL Senior Vice President of Player Safety and Hockey Operations Brendan Shanahan. "We reached out to Detroit following the game and were informed that Zetterberg did not suffer an apparent injury and should be in the lineup for Game 2.

"This play and the fine that addressed it will be significant factors in assessing any incidents involving Shea Weber throughout the remainder of the playoffs."



The fine money goes to the Players' Emergency Assistance Fund.


Trayvon Tragedy: Manufactured Racism? How NBC Edited Racism

Charlize Theron's Kinky Sex Tape

I've seen some shit in my day, but this has got to be the weirdest sex tape I've ever seen.


GSA Scandal Worsens




(VIA FOX NEWS)

GOP congressmen probing the growing scandal at the General Services Administration about its waste of taxpayer money now tell FOX Business that they've uncovered evidence that a top ranking GSA official fraudulently overbilled taxpayers for a personal hotel stay at the luxury M Resort Spa and Casino in Las Vegas.

And a transcript of federal interviews of a GSA whistleblower in 2011 that FOX Business has obtained shows the unnamed whistleblower had raised concerns about “extravagant” waste at the agency to the GSA board of directors, but there was fear of retaliation, of “being squashed like a bug.”


Assassin's Creed III (Trailer)


The new Assassin's Creed trailer, enjoy.

Dragon Sex Toys- For Those Who Are Tired Of Human Genitals!


Ever thought about making love to a Dragon? I know I have... well maybe not me, but somewhere at sometime, SOMEONE has wanted to make sweet love to a Dragon. Well now thanks to the wonderful folks over at Bad-Dragon your desires can now be fulfilled! This is not a joke, these are REAL PRODUCTS!



Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Diablo III- Intro

If I disappear for a week... this will be why! Diablo III will finally be released on May 15, 2012. If you are able to pre-order it, I would highly recommend it... this is gonna be EPIC.

Sim City 5 Trailer

I haven't played Sim City in over ten years, but this trailer may have just changed my mind :)

MAN: I May Be Charles Manson's Son

(VIA CNN)

And you thought your parent's were embarrassing.

Charles Manson Denied Parole, Next Date Set for 2027



(VIA CNN)

Corcoran, California (CNN) -- Notorious killer Charles Manson, 77, was denied parole Wednesday after a California parole panel "could find nothing good as far as suitability" for his being paroled, a commissioner said.

Manson didn't show up for his parole hearing, which was held at a state prison in Corcoran, California, where he is serving a life sentence.

Manson's next parole hearing was scheduled for 15 years from now, meaning he could die in prison.

Male Birth Control



(VIA AVOICEFORMEN.COM)

It’s going to change EVERYTHING.

The world will not be the same when it inevitably arrives. No, I’m not talking about global warming, or the next recession, or war with Iran or China.  I’m talking about new male contraceptives which are currently being developed.

Most exciting is the development of a non-hormonal male birth control pill (NHMBCP) by Prof. Haim Breitbart of Israel’s Bar-Ilan University. The professor claims that the pill, when it arrives, needs only be taken once every month, or every three months depending on dosage, and being non-hormonal has no side effects and is also harmless to long term male fertility (being easily reversible upon not taking it). (1) (2)

Of note also is that the Israeli effort is only one of several different kinds of developments taking place concurrently in different countries globally, with a focus on producing a male birth control pill. Such efforts are apparently underway alongside traditional native non-medical approaches in China, Indonesia, India, Brazil, Africa, USA and U.K. (3) (4) (5) (6)

The Breakdown: Jon Jones Vs. Rashad Evans


Quite possibly one of the most anticipated Light Heavyweight Fights in UFC History is gonna be happening on April 21st, 2012 at UFC 145! Light Heavyweight Champion Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Challenger, Ex-Teammate, and Fomer UFC Light Heavyweight Champion "Sugar" Rashad Evans will be fighting in a grudge match.

The former teammates have beef due to the fact that Rashad Evans LEFT (was not forced to leave) Greg Jackson's Highly Esteemed MMA Team after Jon "Bones" Jones won the Title against Shogun. Since Rashad has left, Greg Jackson has left the door wide open for Rashad to return... while Rashad has bad mouthed the team at every turn.

But, I am not here to discuss the Drama, I am here to breakdown the fight.

Here is how I see the fight going down:

George Zimmerman Charged With Murder!

Hopefully... JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL!

video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player

The Call #8- Trent Haaga


Today on "The Call" is esteemed Screenwriter and Horror Legend... Trent Haaga!


Listen to it below:



Be sure to add Trent's Directorial Debut "Chop" to your Netflix Instant Que.

Counterpunch: Jones vs Evans (Part 1)

I am PUMPED for this fight! It's gonna be a tough one to predict.

CSAC passes amendment that would allow exemptions for TRT, marijuana

(Via mma-boxing.si.com)


The California State Athletic Commission voted on Monday to approve an amendment that allows therapeutic use exemptions (TUE) for combat sports’ athletes who use drugs currently banned by the state agency for medical purposes, including testosterone and marijuana.
To be adopted into state law, the amendment’s verbiage must now be reviewed and approved by the Department of Consumer Affairs and then the state’s Office of Administrative Law, a process that could take months or even years, if it passes at all.
A DCA representative was present at the Monday hearing to read a letter from its director, stating the agency’s concern that the proposed exemption process wasn’t specific enough and undermined the CSAC’s purpose to ensure fighter safety.
Loosely modeled after the exemption process the World Anti-Doping Agency uses for Olympians, Monday’s CSAC-approved amendment states that the exemption will only apply to “medication needed to maintain health and not obtain an unfair advantage over an opponent during a match.”

Is Marcelo Garcia Training With Renato Laranja?


Has Renato got to everyone?

Hot Chick Of The Day- Dana Rodriguez


Check out today's Hot Chick Of The Day... Dana Rodriguez!

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

The Call #7- Casie Baun AKA Pretty Poison

Please Checkout today's podcast involving "Hot Chick Of The Day" Alumni and star of Afterparty Massacre, Miss Casie Baun AKA Pretty Poison




Listen to it below:



Podcast Powered By Podbean

Nitroblitz Salutes... Bas Rutten



Normally, when I toss out these salutes... its typically out of spite, but since life is too short to be bashing people (all of the time anyways), we have decided to give our first POSITIVE/GRACIOUS salute one of the baddest men to ever fight in Mixed Martial Arts and one of the most charismatic guys to ever commentate on the sport... "El Guapo" Bas Rutten!


Joe Rogan Shows Awesome Way to "Take The Back"

Grappler's Prayer

Saw this on Facebook and figured I would share it :)




Is A SECOND American Revolution Possible?



I am not trying to stir up the pot, organize mayhem, or even change your opinion about the US Government... I'm just simply asking the question... Is A Second Revolution Possible? If our Government turned us into a full blown 100% socialist nation... do we as the people still have power to stand up and overturn our government, much like our ancestors did? I personally DON'T think that it is possible...

Here's why:

UFC Primetime: Jones Vs. Evans

The Takedown: Best Pound For Pound Fighters

Randy "The Natural" Couture gives his thoughts on today's best pound for pound fighters.

Hot Chick Of The Day- Quinn SinKitten


Check out today's "Hot Chick Of The Day", the Red Haired Seductress... Quinn SinKitten.

The Decline Of American Television



I'm in rant mode, since its been 2 days without podcasting. Due to now hosting a podcast, I am constantly having to look at world events and find new things to talk about... and normally, I don't rag on people in the public eye, due to the fact that ragging on these people ACTUALLY JUST BRINGS ATTENTION TO THEM. But I cannot hold in my thoughts anymore... Here are my thoughts on the decline of QUALITY TELEVISION and the rise of SHIT (aka Reality).

El Guapo Likes To Dance

F**K You- Greatest Song Ever

Monday, April 09, 2012

Retroactive Taxes= Modern Day Tyranny

Alright readers, its been awhile since I have gone on a tangent, but there is an injustice going on right now... to someone that I have a great deal of respect for (I'm not gonna give a name... at this time.) Due to our economical decline, politicians are finding new ways to creative revenue... this means taxing people... and sometimes FUCKING PEOPLE.


Let's not kid ourselves folks... Those Police Officers need to be paid, roads need to be paved, and public schools run on public  dollars. Taxes keep public services available to us and I feel that in any culture they are a necessity to keep the natural order of things going.

However,

10 Hours Of WHAT IS LOVE!

Thanks to a random user on Youtube, you can now listen to "What is love".... for 10 hours straight... how long can you make it?

Support Our #1 Supporter


Hey guys... Please Support our #1 Supporter... Andy Dick, by visiting his Official Website.

Hot Chick Of The Day- Katie DeLuca


Happy Monday's everybody, check out today's "Hot Chick Of The Day", Miss Katie DeLuca.

Sunday, April 08, 2012

Welp... I'm a Blue Belt

I've been training with my instructor now for Eight Months and have competed in two tournaments... Now, I'm a boner-fide Blue Belt in BJJ. In no way does this make me an expert in the world of MMA, nor does this put me in a position to compare myself to the UFC Warriors that I will sometimes talk about on my podcast, but this is a milestone on an epic journey (that will continue for many many years to come.)

This achievement was not just achieved by myself... I honestly couldn't have made this possible without...

A Great Instructor

Awesome Team Mates and Training Partners, who continually go out of their way to help make me a better Jiu Jitsu competitor.

A Supportive Group Of Friends/Family.

The Selfless Jiu Jitsu Experts that put material on Youtube for free.


Now that that is out of the way........ its time to work for that purple :)





Is Renato Laranja... Real?

Is the Renato Laranja a 28x World Champion Black Belt... or just a Character from the 10th Planet Webseries? You decide.