Friday, July 13, 2012

Gun Control Fact

Most gun crimes are committed with ILLEGAL Weapons... weapons that are obtained UNLAWFULLY, WITHOUT A PERMIT... GUN CONTROL LAWS only effect LAWFUL (I'M NOT A CRIMINAL) CITIZENS whenever they go into passing.

Some of the countries with the highest crime rates also have the toughest firearms policies (this is a fact)... keep this in mind folks, a Criminal will always find a way to get a gun... they already obtain them illegally to begin with.

If we all walked around with guns... NOBODY WOULD BE A TOUGH GUY! (Take from that what you will).

The Porn Addiction Cycle

On their quest to manhood, every adolescent goes through a strange stage where all they want to do is hump everything around them... but there is a problem. Just as the testosterone starts to flow within a boy on his quest for manhood, estrogen starts to flow on a girls journey on her quest to becoming a bitch... and the male must wait (on average) until he is 16-17 years old, how does a young man counter-act this vicious cycle.... THROUGH MASTURBATION.

Yes, that is right to any lady (who has the courage to call themselves part of the Nitroblitz Universe), every guy who has ever walked the face of this earth has masturbated a few times... and so have you (but that is a topic for another time. But in order to give yourself an around the world... you need three things, hand lotion, tissue, and a sturdy belt (JUST KIDDING)..... YOU NEED PORN!

Hot Chick Of The Day: Ashley Gray

Today's Hot Chick Of The Day (is my personal favorite girl next door) Ashley Gray :)

Thursday, July 12, 2012

The Dark Knight Rises: Preview

On July 20th a moment that I have waited four years for will finally arrive. When the insanity of the Mayan prophecy was made famous in 2009 I thought 'Well at least I can see the Dark Knight Rises before the world ends.' But now it is finally here, all the trailers, hype and posters have provided me with the level of excitement that I'd imagine a six year old girl feels for the newest version of Pauly Pocket being announced circa 1995. This movie is going to provide viewers with so much emotion. The fact that Batman will face an enemy who is much more physically dominating than him will be great for the audience to see, the fact that he is in over his head is something we have yet to see. With all the additions of actors/actresses from 'Inception' I'm sure Christopher Nolan is aware that he is sardineing this movie with the best thespians that money can by. Frankly I can't wait for the 20th to get here because I am pre-emptively proclaiming this movie as one of the best my chestnut colored eyes will see and I intend on seeing it no fewer than 4 times in theater before it is sent to DVD.  Let's all get ready for the insanity that is about to ensue with this movie.

UFC 149: Faber vs Barao

Through the majority of the 15th season of The Ultimate Fighter, thinking we were going to see the rubber match of Dominick Cruz and Urijah Faber (Faber won the first fight by a one arm guillotine and Cruz won the 2nd by a 5 round decision), Cruz ended up tearing his knee to shreds putting him out for close to a year. So instead of putting the Bantamweight division on hold, the UFC decided to put on an interim title fight. Basically a glorified #1 contender fight BUT this is a great match up between two tough tough fighters. I for one am EXCITED for this fight. I can't even venture a guess as to who will take this one.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Naked Pics Of Snooki.... We've Gottem

As many of you have heard... there has been a bunch of "leaked" naked photos of Snooki... Well we have exclusively found THE REAL NAKED PHOTOS... and I must warn you... for some of you, this is gonna be WAY TOO HOT TO HANDLE.

Backdoor (Short Film Review)

Well folks, it was bound to happen sooner or later... we have just had out very first BOLLYWOOD FILM enter the festival. "Backdoor" is a short that looks like Robert Rodriguez's Illegitimate Indian Son made. I enjoyed it for the most part. Here is the review:

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Hot Chick Of The Day- Camilla-Rose Helley

Check out today's hot chick of the day, Camilla-Rose Helley.

MOTW WebSeries Episode 7: The Test Case(Short Film Review0

There is nothing like having a Werewolf brought to the small screen. Here is what I thought about Mark Of The Wolf, Episode 7: The Test Case.

The Grind (Short Film Review)

The Grind, although not the strongest submission in our festival, was still pretty entertaining... but I feel that if you are going to do a music video, it should be kept under 5 minutes... MAX. Despite the fact that it was a little long, I still found myself enjoying it, and I liked the little twist that the end.

Umbri's Star (Short Film Review)

Umbri's Star looks like something that was made by Disney back in 1978... and I LOVE IT (even though i hate Disney Movies)... it is a SERIOUS CONTENDER to win the whole festival. Here is what I thought about it.

Be Happy (Short Film Review)

Be Happy probably will not win this years festival, but my fucking god was it not entertaining? Here is what I thought about Be Happy.

przejscie (Short Film Review)

With only five days left in the festival, I found myself slacking on these reviews. But don't worry folks, I have found my second wind in the form of "przejscie", a fun/weird music video that let's use look at a hot chick with a nice rack dance around, while inserting a bunch of cool shorts. Here is my full review.

Sunday, July 08, 2012

The Misconceptions of Masculinity

Whats going on Blitzers'

I've written and deleted this entry about 3 times now because I don't know how to get it perfect with what I'm trying to say.

Basically I feel like a lot of men in our society are poisoned by the media and mass marketing from companies on what it really means to be a man. I see so many guys walking through the world thinking that masculinity is derived from the car they drive, the beer they drink and the clothes they wear. Casting aside actually taking care of their bodies, so you see most American men in their 30's and 40's walking around with beer guts but wearing expensive clothes, driving pick up trucks 'CUZ IT'S GOT A HEMI AND IF YOUR CAR DOESN'T HAVE A HEMI THAN YOU AREN'T TOUGH' and drinking the same filtered shitty beer.

Look I love watching football, and I love hot women. But I also drive a Prius, work out 5 times a week and drink Bud Light Lime. I sell solar panels for a living. The last four things I have named are frowned upon in modern media. If you drive a Prius your a fag because you care about saving money on gas and real men spend 80$ to fill up their tanks. If you work out your vein and probably a fag because only actors work out, and you must be a fag if you drink Bud Light Lime cuz only real men drink Jack Daniels and chase it down with original Coors imported from the Rocky Mountains. Because that's what they tell you men are supposed to do.

Hot Chick Of The Day- Matilda Dahlin

Check out our Hot Chick Of The Day, Matilda Dahlin!

Sonnen Loses Rematch. Ortiz Goes Out Like A Warrior.

Anderson Silva vs. Chael Sonnen II

The opening ten seconds was all it took for Chael Sonnen to get Anderson Silva to the ground and keep him there for the opening five minutes. On the ground Anderson honestly looked like a fish out of water against "The American Gangster". When the bell rang at the end of the first round, I thought that Sonnen would have the fight pretty well in hand.... I WAS WRONG. At the start of the second bell, Anderson was more weary of the takedown and was able to stop all of Sonnen's Attempts, Sonnen got frustrated and threw a spinning backfist, COMPLETELY MISSED fell over and Anderson finished him with some ground and pound. It was a very lackluster ending for such a Hyped Up Fight.

Tito Ortiz vs. Forrest Griffin III

Tito Ortiz left it all in the Octagon for his final appearance in the UFC, when he faced off against Forrest Griffin for their third endeavor. Since their first two fights ended in razor thin split decisions, both fighters were looking for a finish. It wasn't a "fight of the night" type of fight, but it was pretty damn exciting. Tito Ortiz wasn't going to quit that night, but the 37 Year Old Hall Of Famer, wasn't able to keep up with Forrest Griffin's tenacious pace and wound up losing a Unanimous Decision.

When the fight concluded, Forrest showed Tito a massive amount of respect as he pulled the microphone away from Joe Rogan and did a post fight interview with Tito Ortiz. I grew up watching Tito Ortiz, so to see him go out with a good performance was pretty damn awesome.